Tuesday, March 6, 2007

Woodworking


This event happened last year in woodworking class. We were building our shed, an almost completed project. As we were assembling the shelving inside, I was handing a hefty piece of “2X4” through the doors and I unintentionally shoved it between Mr. Fast’s legs. The end came quite close to his man parts. I stood there motionless. Standing in the shed, Mr. Fast looked down and lunged at me like a cougar. We hit the dirt like two sacks of potatoes. I had flashbacks of clips out of horror films I had seen. He had a look of death in his eyes. I thought that he was going to slaughter me right there. Before I could move I was on the ground with snow, dirt, and grass filling every air hole. The whole time I was rethinking my life fore I knew it would be over quickly.
It felt like forever, until he got off. He told the whole class what a dumb thing I had just done. We all had a chuckle out of it. After the class was over I had a chat with Mr. Fast regarding what had happened.
That night I actually dreamt the whole thing over. Except in my dream I was admitted to the Abbotsford Hospital for the large sum of stitches I would obtain.
I’m just glad that the hospital part wasn’t required. This example along with many others have made me think a slight bit more before I act.

18 comments:

delightful dutchie said...

haha funny story! Did that actually happen... with grass and snow everywhere?

☺ alanna

gibbler said...

funny, real funny. that sounds like mr. funk. Was this during winter or something?? i remember hereing about that

Behn said...

haha...mr.fast is a pretty scary guy

Rindsay said...

Nice work, why am i not suprised that is what happen... i wonder how that bored got there.. SCOTT haha nice work though thats pretty funny.. he probly gives that example to new classes on what not to do.. you went down in history..
Lindsay

Rindsay said...

Nice work, why am i not suprised that is what happen... i wonder how that bored got there.. SCOTT haha nice work though thats pretty funny.. he probly gives that example to new classes on what not to do.. you went down in history..
Lindsay

Tyler said...

thats awesome!

Dutch Clutch said...

good story

jamacianskin said...

good blog scott it was funny,and did you learn your leson you don't want to tick mr.fast or he go all hulk on you

Naomi said...

Scott!! that's funny story!!haha- nicew work!!

Anonymous said...

how did u get that bored in between of his legs :S, thats funny,

Jessica Marie said...

haha thats pretty funny.

Anonymous said...

haha nice one scott! haha i remeber hearing about that!

Pink Roses said...

i remember that it was freakin halarious haha mr fast what a guy i hope he dosnt come back until our trip to barrier haha

Dooley

chocolate said...

I LIKED THE STORY I HOPE YOU WERE NOT TOO INJURED.

Nadege Reimer said...

wow did that actually happen cnat he get in big crap for that you know jumping on a student ooh well guess you ended up learning somthing

the-freaken-meatloaf said...

thats awesome...great story!

Jove said...

Nice nice Scottland
JL

Communications said...

Good layout of your blog, Scott. Your picture suits the story well!